The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

THE GOOD.

(His name is Beefy. Apparently he's famous on YouTube. I want to kiss his face. -- Photo Credit: Ivy Jacobson)

THE BAD.

(That's a goat. Why he's walking into a store in the West Village, I just don't know.)


THE UGLY.

(An example of a horrifying New York cockroach, with wings and all... I don't want to talk about him, or the fact that he was sitting outside of my door, like a expectant puppy waiting for me to get home. You are now dead. And it's no one's fault but your own.)

CRUNCH. 

Next time, I would prefer the goat to be outside of my apartment. 

I've already kidnapped the dog.  

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly