Some one-liners from the streets of New York and New Jersey:
“Why you don’t got no kid yet?” – Child in Newark asks me. It was sad. But then it was kind of funny.
“Look, honey. I got two hands. I’m not a like uhh… one of those octopuses, ya know?” – Woman talking on her phone walking down 24th street in Chelsea.
“Do you know how to get to the Hustler’s Club?” – Young guy to me when in Hell’s Kitchen.
And no… I didn’t know where the Hustler’s Club was located.
Now, let’s take a look at February in a flash: