(His name is Beefy. Apparently he's famous on YouTube. I want to kiss his face. -- Photo Credit: Ivy Jacobson)
(That's a goat. Why he's walking into a store in the West Village, I just don't know.)
(An example of a horrifying New York cockroach, with wings and all... I don't want to talk about him, or the fact that he was sitting outside of my door, like a expectant puppy waiting for me to get home. You are now dead. And it's no one's fault but your own.)
Next time, I would prefer the goat to be outside of my apartment.
I've already kidnapped the dog.